Thursday, October 9, 2014

Reasons to have a lot of spare time


Reasons why people who work with computers seem to have a lot of spare time...

Web Developer -> "It's uploading..."

Sys Admin -> "It's rebooting..."

Hacker -> "It's scripted..."

3D Artist -> "It's rendering..."

IT Consultant -> "It's your problem now..."

Programmer -> "It's compiling..."

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Blogging Quote

Twitter is like a calling card.

Facebook is like a phone call.

Blogging is like a full-fledged conversation!

Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Java App To Code Everything You Do

A: Although I've been fired for gross incompetence, I'm professional enough to train you before I leave.

B: Don't bother. I already coded a Java App to do everything you do.

A: Everything?

B: Except for the incompetent parts.

Thumbs Up!

Friday, August 22, 2014

Dilbert CAD Monkey Last Minute Completion To Avoid Changes

A: CAD Monkey, did you finish the design for tomorrow?
B: No.

B: I'm waiting until the last minute so you won't have time to ask for unnecessary changes.

A: I'm a step ahead of him - the design itself is unnecessary

Saturday, August 16, 2014

Gejala Berita Rekaan dan Palsu

"10 jenis notarazi"!

Selama ini saya sangka saya seorang sahaja menggunakan nick "NotaRazi" dalam dunia ini. Hari ini, saya terkejut besar apabila terjumpa berita "10 jenis notarazi"!.

Cuba anda Google Search pula: 10 jenis notarazi


A: Your user requirements include four hundred features.
A: Do you realize that no human would be able to use a product with that level of complexity?
B: Good point. I would better add "Easy to use to the list".